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Mom! Wook et me!


Hey, I'm up at the ER......


Hey, I'm up at the Washington County Sheriff's office.....


Mom, the cat pooped on the trampoline.


Mom, here's your hairbrush back, I used it on the cat.


SPIDER!


I went pee without using my hands (so said the boy).
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Adelia said…
Nice song!

Oh ya, that's a good list! Funny as always...
11:07 AM
Ellen Matkowski said…
I also dislike "Something fell in the toilet and it wasn't poop...."
11:33 AM
Wendy said…
Glad that you clarified on that last one. ;-)
7:56 PM
Full of Grace said…
I don't blame you there...:)
10:06 AM
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