Things I don't like to hear...

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Mom! Wook et me!

Hey, I'm up at the ER......

Hey, I'm up at the Washington County Sheriff's office.....

Mom, the cat pooped on the trampoline.

Mom, here's your hairbrush back, I used it on the cat.

SPIDER!

I went pee without using my hands (so said the boy).

Comments

Adelia said…

Nice song!

Oh ya, that's a good list! Funny as always...

11:07 AM

Ellen Matkowski said…

I also dislike "Something fell in the toilet and it wasn't poop...."

11:33 AM

Wendy said…

Glad that you clarified on that last one. ;-)

7:56 PM

Full of Grace said…

I don't blame you there...:)

10:06 AM

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