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Just Silly Random Sayings

In my earlier days when I worked at a night club, I had a pin on advertising "Tequilla Rose" liquor. Some guy says, "Tequilla Rose. I like your name." I decided right then that if I ever ended up needing a porn star name (let's pray not) that this will be my name.


While eating outside at Braums in the picnic area. I glanced over to see Gabby was on top of the table dancing like some girl on Soul Train...when did she see that?! and Makensie was taking pictures with her camera. Let's pray also that none of my children ever need a tag name.


Conversation with Gabby over last set of shots:
her: Why do I have to have them?
me: to keep you from getting really sick and die or end up paralyzed.
her: What is paralyzed?
Me: when you can’t walk ever again and have to be in a wheel chair.
her: (silent thinking)
me: (silent pat on the back for the ultimate scare method approach)
her: ok, but will you push me in the wheel chair?


Brian didn't want to eat supper the other night because he thought it was "yucky". Allen tells him, "Son, I'm sorry, I have to eat yucky things all the time."


Makensie tells me last night, "mom, even though there are better moms out there, you're the best mom for me." Ahhh thanks...wait...thanks, I think?


Brian asked me, "What will happen if I escape from Jail?" Why? What do you have planned for today my precious son?


Wyatt was sleeping peacefully in the swing for a nap, however his head was slumped over to the side. I started towards him and Brian came up and says, "ooooh" in the sweetest little concerned brother voice and walked towards the swing. I decided to let Brian set Wyatt's head up because I thought that was his intention. However, Brian walks up and then screams, "RRRRRRaaahh" as loud as any 4 year old can, then starts hysterically laughing at how much Wyatt jumped. Now I'm understanding the jail question.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Oh man, those are all too funny! (I'm laughing WITH you, right??) Thanks for the giggle!
And thanks for your sweet comment on my blog :)
Hope you're having a great weekend!
God bless :)
Wendy said…
Hilarious!! I brought Fred in here to read this post, too. You even had him rolling!
Oh my gosh, you live in the fun house girl!

I'm glad you can see the funnyness in life, it makes everything seem not so bad.
Hi, Suzanne, and thanks for your comment on my blog. :-)

I live in Northeast Arkansas myself, just south of Jonesboro.

I see you read Big Mama's and Sarah's blogs. I've been friends with them for a long time. ;-)

Those kids can come up with some corkers, can't they? LOL!

Have a great Labor Day!

Hugs,

Diane
Anonymous said…
HA! These are GREAT! I am hoping that when I FINALLY finish my binder I can post pics or something... We'll see! I don't have a camera for it, but I can at least post what each section is about if I can't enlist a friend's help.... (((((HUGS))))) sandi~hope you'll post your schedul too?
Anonymous said…
HA! These are GREAT! I am hoping that when I FINALLY finish my binder I can post pics or something... We'll see! I don't have a camera for it, but I can at least post what each section is about if I can't enlist a friend's help.... (((((HUGS))))) sandi~hope you'll post your schedul too?
Adelia said…
Your family is such good medicine for me. Giggles make everything better. I even have Brett reading some of your posts! Thank you for your encouraging words. You are so great!!!!!!!

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